if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i’ll find someone who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”...
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Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar lo zalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
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U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”...
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doi...
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy...
ioffer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I wil...
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good...
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the w...
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not...
Chaa Pa Jarra Aww Pa Salgo Kro Roja Mati, Chaa We Zulfi Joraway Saba Akhtar Da...
sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night, kala wawrama pa left kala pa right, .
Pa shabistan cinema k da jumai da wraazi na shandara iftitah da pukhtu rangeen f...
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ...
da khudai zalimi de karoono mrra krri ka khapa kegay na ao khwakha de we chi s...
Da khud kush damake Niat:Niat kom da khpal tao da lasa,4 kasan alozom pa de hazi...
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
MORESMS : karosms
I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls
You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
MORESMS : karosms
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
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Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Khuday de badsha ke che pa takhat shy Da Khuday pa Naimatono bande dak shy d...
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead. New Year's Day, Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. We have complete range of happy new year funny hindi sms text messages wishes greetings jokes and mms.
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
lHusband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Aaj Tou Sitaare Bhi Tanha Hain Meri Tarha “FARAZ”,,,
Ke Un Ke Paas Chaand Nahi Aur Mere Paas Tum Nahi.. !!
^~“Hum Na Badlen Gay Waqt Ki Raftaar Kay Sath “FARAZ”
~^“Hum Jab Bhi Milen Gay Andaaz Purana Ho Ga . . .”^~
| Ya dunya tu pagal hai “Faraz“ . . . . . Jo tara name ka mazak bana bathi MORESMS: karosms |
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| Hote hy barhe zalim yaktarfa mohabat Faraz.... Wo yad to ate hy.Pr yad nahe karte.... more sms :karosms.. |
aj dil khol k roye hy to u khosh hy Faraz...
chand lamho ke ye rahat b barhe ho jasy....
N khan
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| ab to mar jane ko jee karta hai faraz hum jin ke the wo ab kisi aur ke hai |
YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE
YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE
YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE
TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz
Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya
| Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~.... Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“ |
| Gham-e-Hayat Ka jhagra mita raha hai koi. Chale aao k dunya se ja raha hai koi. Azal se keh do k ruk jaye 2 ghari k liye. Suna hai aanay ka waada nibha raha hai koi. Wo aise bethe hoe hain meri lash k paas. K jaise roothe hoe ko mana raha hai koi. Lout k aa na jaye saans meri nabzon main Faraz. Haseen haathon se mayyat ko saja raha hai koi. |
mere lafzo ki pehchan jo wo karlete
faraz
unhe mujh se nahi khud se mohabat ho jati
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uss k honto ko chuwa to ehsas howa faraz.
k pyas faqat paani sy hi nhai bujhti...
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
M0sam ka aitbaR ziada
nahi kiya...
S0 us ne ham se pyar ziada
nahi kiya...
Kuch t0h "FARAZ" ham ne
paltne mein dair ki...
Kuch us ne intezar ziada
nahi kiya...
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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NAWAZ SHARIF Ne Poocha 'ZARDARI' Se,
Ye Zulm Ke Khilaaf Kis Ne Awaaz Uthai?
To Door Se "Faraz" Ki Awaaz Aai
"ALTAF BHAI ALTAF BHAI . . . =P ;->
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6 ta na ye pa dunya bande za sa kom,za da noro pa wafa bande bia sa kom,6 da yaar da stargo ukhke me bahe ge,za da khalqo pa khanda bande bia sa kom.
Every time You Smile At Someone,
It Is An Action Of Love,
A Gift To That Person,
A Beautiful Thing.
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No Smile Is
More Beautiful
Than The One
That Struggles
Through Tears
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May Smile Be There In
The World Forever!
Try To Make An Effort For The Same.
"A Smile Bring More Smiles
So Always Keep Smiling
To Spread Smile To Miles!"
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
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Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...
Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...
Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...
Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...
Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...
Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...
Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...
Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...
Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...
Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o
Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...
Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...
Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...
Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...
Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...
Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...
Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...
Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...
Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...
Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o
Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...
Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...
Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...
Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...
Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...
Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...
Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...
Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...
Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...
Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Hmari moj mastiyon ko dekh kr hamara mehboob b hum se ye keh gya FARAZ.
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<|§|>..MA DA
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BIGAR gaya..
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000.
Wo mere Alfaz se heran rehta tha
Me us k Zoq se preshan rehta tha
Bewfa to keh dia tha sre aam us ne
Phir na jane kyu khud hi psheman rehta tha
Suna he k pucha tha kisi ne mere bare me us se
Kaha us ne k haan dil me ik nadan rehta tha
"FARAZ" hum kese us ki ruswai karen
Jis par kabhi humara Eman rehta tha.
Food for thought:
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
We do naked.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
2 Kids were lying 2gether in 1 bed in same blanket
1st: Mai 1 larka hoon tm kya ho?
2nd: mujhey nahi pata
1st: acha wait (yeh keh kr wo blanket k Andar gaya or thori dair baad nikla) "tm larki ho".
2nd tmhe kaisey pata?
1st: Q k mere Socks Blue or, Tmharey Pink hain..
Moral: Har waqt gandi batain mat socha karain.
Ahmed Faraz farmate hain.
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir B Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo
Milna Ittifaq Tha
Bichrna naseeb tha
Woh itna door ho gaya
Jitna qareeb tha
Basti ka say log he atish parast thay
Jalta raha mera ghar aur samandar qareeb tha.....
Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good Friends,
Good Job,
Good Food,
Good Sleep &
Good _ UCK.
Whatever u are thinking... is right.
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good Friends,
Good Job,
Good Food,
Good Sleep &
Good _ UCK.
Whatever u are thinking... is right.
After a shower of rain,
A piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully.
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy morning gives 2 urge 2 live.
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone.
So keep smiling.
Food for thought:
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
We do naked.
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"
Magar?
"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..
"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
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