Never Kiss A Lady Police,

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

1 car se takrakar

1 car se takrakar 1 kabootar behosh ho jata hai.
Car wala usse ghar le gaya, pinjre me rakha,
kabootar ko hosh aaya to bola,
"AAILA JAIL? "
Wo car wala mar gaya kya?

poondi kran to baaz aa

Ab urdu aur english k baad, faraz paish hai Arabic mai.
Hàaza ya farazaa,
poondi kran to baaz aa,
Ya rafeqa Ya Rafeqa!
Ae ke tareqa?Ae ke tareqa?!

Faraz Sms Hat Jaooo

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Hat jao!
Faraz pagal ho gaya hay!!

FRIENDSHIP TEST.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Doctor Suggested To To Lady

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Doctor Suggested to patient

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Teacher Kissing Package For Student

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Heart Which Never Breaks

Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends

Today its cool to have small

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Today its cool to have small

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Zardari and Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Wen things go wrong - funny sms

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes....
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

funny urdu sms - Because when

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

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moresms karosms

Don't wait until it's

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.