Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Dehan se kholna daraz,
wah wah!
Mukarrar!
Dehan se kholna daraz,
kahin is mai se bi na nikal aye faraz!
Welcome to our funny msn names database! Here we have some of the coolest nick names that you can use in MSN Messenger. Simply browse our collection and when you find one you like, copy it and set it as your name for MSN Messenger.
Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”
Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”
A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.
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Hat jao!
Faraz pagal ho gaya hay!!
hath zakhmi hoay kuch apni hee khata thee faraz
mainay kissmat kee lakeeroun ko mitana chaha..
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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