f I was an artist,

f I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Can v do romance

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

MOREE SMS KAROSMS

Salam Doston,

Salam Doston,

Mujhe ye mail mere ek dost ne bheja maine socha app logon se share karon

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Wot letters r missin in

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

You don't know

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Today its cool

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

20% of the population is now

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Jisey DIL Ka Qalam

Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,

Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,

Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"
Kehte Hy . . ;->

Faraz on Zardari

n Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Rulata Ishq

be wajah nahi rulata ishq mein koi “faraz”
jisay khud se barh k chaho wo milta zaror hai.

Udhar nahi mangi

Zindagi se koi cheez udhar nahin mangi main ne FaRaZ,
Kafan bhi lain gey to zindagi apni de kar..!!

Faraz Sms Hat Jaooo..!

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mjatpmjdatnhkus
benxquqkhnd,
Khnebvxrnk
gmjatp jn qHmkajmuKk
hkmdajgm.
jpdalmeatjgbetwtp
jdtwjm..
Hat jao!
Faraz pagal ho gaya hay!!

Faraz & Daraz

Dehan se kholna daraz,
wah wah!
Mukarrar!
Dehan se kholna daraz,
kahin is mai se bi na nikal aye faraz!

More Sms

May this new year bring

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

`HAPPY NEW YEAR`` soch rahe ho aaj kyo?
Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai...
``HAPPY HOLY``