Master J: "Noor sb

Master J: "Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy"
Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

Molaana sahab

Molaana sahab jummay k khutbay mai:
Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharaab aa rahy hain.
Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
Aap apni wire check karwain :

Pathan Daryaa k Kinaray 2

1 Daryaa k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach se darya main Dahi daal rahy thay.
1 Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

1 pathan rozana

1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata thaa
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Santa: Doctor

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!!