Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Zardari and Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai

Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

Woh Kambakht bola:

Main uske liye kitni Muhabbat se Prince Biscuit le kar gaya Faraz....




Woh Kambakht bola:
Pyaar Mohabbat se bhi ooper.
Peak Freanz Sooper!
Peak Freanz Sooper!

Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

Agar aapko apni Girlfrnd k Past ur Future k baray me jan'na hy to,
Apni grlfrnd ka number mukammal Naam or Patay k sath is Number pr send karain.

03125564323

"Haq Baba, Sach Baba"
Azmaish shart hy
Zarori Note:
"Baba G ka number change karna bohat bari beghairity hy"
Shukriya.

Load Sheding ka torr

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka torr

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar laen aur Garmi se nijaat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.