aik aadmi ne farishte

aik aadmi ne farishte se pocha ke aap log jhhot kaise ginte hain tu farishta isse aik kamre main le gaya aur garhian(clocks) dekhain. AAdmi ne pocha ye kya hai, tu is ne kaha jab koi insaan jhoot bolta hai to clock ki aik sui aage ho jati hai. Phir farishte nai isse Liaqat ali khan ki clock dekhai aur kaha dekho ye sirf do(2) dafa aage gai. AAdmi ne is ko Zardari ki ghari dekhne ke liye kaha to wo bola, wo hum ne upne kamre main padester fan ki jaga laga rakhi reh.

Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.