aik aadmi ne farishte

aik aadmi ne farishte se pocha ke aap log jhhot kaise ginte hain tu farishta isse aik kamre main le gaya aur garhian(clocks) dekhain. AAdmi ne pocha ye kya hai, tu is ne kaha jab koi insaan jhoot bolta hai to clock ki aik sui aage ho jati hai. Phir farishte nai isse Liaqat ali khan ki clock dekhai aur kaha dekho ye sirf do(2) dafa aage gai. AAdmi ne is ko Zardari ki ghari dekhne ke liye kaha to wo bola, wo hum ne upne kamre main padester fan ki jaga laga rakhi reh.

Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Zardari and Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai

Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

Woh Kambakht bola:

Main uske liye kitni Muhabbat se Prince Biscuit le kar gaya Faraz....




Woh Kambakht bola:
Pyaar Mohabbat se bhi ooper.
Peak Freanz Sooper!
Peak Freanz Sooper!

Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"

Agar aapko apni Girlfrnd k Past ur Future k baray me jan'na hy to,
Apni grlfrnd ka number mukammal Naam or Patay k sath is Number pr send karain.

03125564323

"Haq Baba, Sach Baba"
Azmaish shart hy
Zarori Note:
"Baba G ka number change karna bohat bari beghairity hy"
Shukriya.

Load Sheding ka torr

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka torr

"HIMMAT FAN"

Aaj hi ghar laen aur Garmi se nijaat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.

Best and Daring Lines

he Best and Daring Lines on the T-Shirt of an Employee:



"I Work Only for MONEY, If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG."

Best Shair of Season

Best Shair of the Season:



Na Din ko Light, Na Raat ko Light.


Wah Wah...


Na Din ko Light, Na Raat ko Light.

Gud Night
Gud Night

Laila ki Shadi main

Arz kya hai:


Laila ki Shadi main Lafra ho gaya...



Laila ki Shadi main Lafra ho gaya...


Faraz itna Naacha k langra ho gaya...

Master J: "Noor sb

Master J: "Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy"
Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

Molaana sahab

Molaana sahab jummay k khutbay mai:
Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharaab aa rahy hain.
Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
Aap apni wire check karwain :

Pathan Daryaa k Kinaray 2

1 Daryaa k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach se darya main Dahi daal rahy thay.
1 Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

1 pathan rozana

1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata thaa
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Santa: Doctor

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!!

f I was an artist,

f I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Can v do romance

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

MOREE SMS KAROSMS

Salam Doston,

Salam Doston,

Mujhe ye mail mere ek dost ne bheja maine socha app logon se share karon

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Wot letters r missin in

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

You don't know

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Today its cool

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

20% of the population is now

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Jisey DIL Ka Qalam

Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,

Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,

Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"
Kehte Hy . . ;->

Faraz on Zardari

n Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Rulata Ishq

be wajah nahi rulata ishq mein koi “faraz”
jisay khud se barh k chaho wo milta zaror hai.

Udhar nahi mangi

Zindagi se koi cheez udhar nahin mangi main ne FaRaZ,
Kafan bhi lain gey to zindagi apni de kar..!!

Faraz Sms Hat Jaooo..!

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mjatpmjdatnhkus
benxquqkhnd,
Khnebvxrnk
gmjatp jn qHmkajmuKk
hkmdajgm.
jpdalmeatjgbetwtp
jdtwjm..
Hat jao!
Faraz pagal ho gaya hay!!

Faraz & Daraz

Dehan se kholna daraz,
wah wah!
Mukarrar!
Dehan se kholna daraz,
kahin is mai se bi na nikal aye faraz!

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May this new year bring

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

`HAPPY NEW YEAR`` soch rahe ho aaj kyo?
Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai...
``HAPPY HOLY``

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

Jese khana kharab,

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Dehan se kholna daraz,

Dehan se kholna daraz,
wah wah!
Mukarrar!
Dehan se kholna daraz,
kahin is mai se bi na nikal aye faraz!

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Kiss me and you will see stars

Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.

Love is blind

Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”

Kiss in Physics & Computer

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

A kiss is something

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Cute Love sms Text Messages

f you are looking for unique love sms messages, here you will find the best and unique selection of cute lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts, to send to your loves ones and special friends. Why not you love on sms to your friends by these love sms notes. You should crush on your lovely freinds by sending these lovely sms. Send these free funny short English Urdu Hindi sad Love u sms quotes, true sms love sms poems, I Love You sms to your soul mates. Send these

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gnmngkqrqqpptmdg
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benxquqkhnd,
Khnebvxrnk
gmjatp jn qHmkajmuKk
hkmdajgm.
jpdalmeatjgbetwtp
jdtwjm..
Hat jao!
Faraz pagal ho gaya hay!!

hath zakhmi hoay kuch

hath zakhmi hoay kuch apni hee khata thee faraz
mainay kissmat kee lakeeroun ko mitana chaha..

If I was an artist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Can v do romance in the evening

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Never Kiss A Lady Police,

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

1 car se takrakar

1 car se takrakar 1 kabootar behosh ho jata hai.
Car wala usse ghar le gaya, pinjre me rakha,
kabootar ko hosh aaya to bola,
"AAILA JAIL? "
Wo car wala mar gaya kya?

poondi kran to baaz aa

Ab urdu aur english k baad, faraz paish hai Arabic mai.
Hàaza ya farazaa,
poondi kran to baaz aa,
Ya rafeqa Ya Rafeqa!
Ae ke tareqa?Ae ke tareqa?!

Faraz Sms Hat Jaooo

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benxquqkhnd,
Khnebvxrnk
gmjatp jn qHmkajmuKk
hkmdajgm.
jpdalmeatjgbetwtp
jdtwjm..
Hat jao!
Faraz pagal ho gaya hay!!

FRIENDSHIP TEST.

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

Doctor Suggested To To Lady

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Doctor Suggested to patient

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Teacher Kissing Package For Student

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Heart Which Never Breaks

Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends

Today its cool to have small

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Today its cool to have small

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Zardari and Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Wen things go wrong - funny sms

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes....
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

funny urdu sms - Because when

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Salam Doston Mujhe ye mail

Mujhe ye mail mere ek dost ne bheja maine socha app logon se share karon


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Don't wait until it's

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i’ll find someone who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..

On great public - Funny Politics Sms

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”...



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We have sms - Funny Shayari Sms

We have sms shairi, sher, sheroshayari for all occassions like Diwali, Rakhi (rakshabandhan), Holi, Eid, New Year, Lohri, Christmas etc. I repreat again that there is no joing fees, all the stuff on this website is absolutely free.

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Woh kahate hai - Funny Urdu Sms

Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar lo zalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai



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U may b -Funny Urdu Sms

U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!

On great public - Funny Politics Sms

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! “The return of phoolan devi”...

Good leaders - Funny Politics Sms

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doi...

The flood - Funny Politics Sms

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy...

ioffer my - Funny Politics Sms

ioffer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I wil...

We have plenty - Funny Urdu Sms

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good...

The word - Funny Politics Sms

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the w...


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Politics is -Funny Politics Sms

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not...

Bad officials -- Bad officials

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ...

Chaa Pa - Funny Pashto Sms

Chaa Pa Jarra Aww Pa Salgo Kro Roja Mati, Chaa We Zulfi Joraway Saba Akhtar Da...

sta pa yaad - Funny Pashto Sms

sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night, kala wawrama pa left kala pa right, .

Pa shabistan - Funny Pashto Sms

Pa shabistan cinema k da jumai da wraazi na shandara iftitah da pukhtu rangeen f...



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Gal: Is - Funny Pashto Sms

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ...

da khudai - Funny Pashto Sms

da khudai zalimi de karoono mrra krri ka khapa kegay na ao khwakha de we chi s...

Da khud - Funny Pashto Sms

Da khud kush damake Niat:Niat kom da khpal tao da lasa,4 kasan alozom pa de hazi...

ZINDAGI HE - Funny Messages

ZINDAGI HE NADAN IS LIYE CHUP HOON .
DARD HI DARD HE SUBAH SHAAM IS LIYE CHUP HOON.
KEH DOON ZAMANE BHAR SE DASTAAN APNI.
MAGAR USME AATA TERA NAAM IS LIYE CHUP HOON

Aur bhi - Funny Naughty Sms

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”


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Santa went - Funny Naughty Sms

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Banta: Marte - Funny Naughty Sms

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Clouds r white - Funny Naughty Sms

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!



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Im not under - Funny Naughty Sms

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Wot letters - Funny Naughty Sms

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!


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I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

You don't know - Funny Naughty Sms

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.



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Today its - Funny Naughty Sms

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

ZAKHM DENE - Funny Messages

ZAKHM DENE KA ANDAZ KUCH AISA HE.
ZAKHM DE KR POOCHTE HEIN AB HAAL KESA HE.
KISI EK SE GILA KYA KRNA YARON.
SAARI DUNYA KA MIZAJ EK JESA HE.

ZAKHM DENE - Funny Messages

ZAKHM DENE KA ANDAZ KUCH AISA HE.
ZAKHM DE KR POOCHTE HEIN AB HAAL KESA HE.
KISI EK SE GILA KYA KRNA YARON.
SAARI DUNYA KA MIZAJ EK JESA HE.


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KOI SAATH - Funny Messages

KOI SAATH NA DE MERA CHLNA MUJHE AATA HE.
HER AAG SE WAQIF HOON JLNA MUJHE AATA HE.


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HER TARAF - Funny Messages

HER TARAF KHAMOSHI KA SAYA HE.
ZINDAGI MEIN PYAR KAB KIS NE PAYA HE.
MEIN TO JHOOM TA HOON AAPKI YADON MEIN.
LOG KEHTE HAIN DEKHO AAJ PHIR PEE KR AAYA HE.

MOHABBAT KA - Funny Messages

US NE AANCHAL SE NIKALI MERI GUM GSHTA KITAB OR CHUPKE SE MOHABBAT KA WARQ MOR DIYA.
HUMEIN MALOOM THA ANJAME MOHABBAT ISLIYE HUM NE AAKHRI HURF SE PEHLE HI QALAM TOR DIYA.

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An archive - Funny Messages,

An archive for the quality SMS messages! There are thousands of great text messages here- perhaps some could be used to win the heart of that certain someone special!! On every update Lovesmsfun.com team selects best sms messages which are submitted in this category. Want to have a quick look at our latest and new sms messages. We have added here our new collection of latest submitted sms by our website visitors.

The value - Funny Jokes

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.



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Make yourself - Funny Jokes

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

Khuday de - Funny Pashto Sms

Khuday de badsha ke che pa takhat shy Da Khuday pa Naimatono bande dak shy d...

May this new year - Funny Messages

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead. New Year's Day, Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. We have complete range of happy new year funny hindi sms text messages wishes greetings jokes and mms.

What do u

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

Her Job - Funny Jokes

Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!

A baby - Funny Jokes

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Jab tum - Funny Hindi Sms

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!


moresms : karosms

Ka karat ho - Funny Hindi Sms

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

kaam kar do,-Funny Hindi Sms

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

Patient to Doc - Funny Hindi Sms

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Media: Prince ; Funny Hindi Sms

Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

police recruit

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Mallika went - Funny Hindi Sms

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Husband - Funny Jokes

lHusband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

What do you - Funny Hindi Sms

What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

Maalik: Ramu - Funny Hindi Sms

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Jija: Sali - Funny Hindi Sms

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Dream makes

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

A lady - Funny Jokes

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

Jise koya - Funny Hindi Sms

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

"I hear that - Funny Jokes

"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."

Medical Shayari , Funny Hindi Sms

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

CurrentlyShowing - Funny Jokes

CurrentlyShowing:Fun Text Sorted On:Lowest Views First You searched for: funny joke

What do - Funny Jokes

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Every Indian - Funny Hindi Sms

Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

Monday went on - Funny English Sms

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Kabhi hausla - Kabhi hausla

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Do u know - Funny English Sms

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

I am not rich - Funny English Sms

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

was an artist -- Funny English Sms

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Meri Tarha “FARAZ - Funny Faraz Sms

Aaj Tou Sitaare Bhi Tanha Hain Meri Tarha “FARAZ”,,,


Ke Un Ke Paas Chaand Nahi Aur Mere Paas Tum Nahi.. !!

Kay Sath “FARAZ” -- Funny Faraz Sms

^~“Hum Na Badlen Gay Waqt Ki Raftaar Kay Sath “FARAZ” ~^“Hum Jab Bhi Milen Gay Andaaz Purana Ho Ga . . .”^~

pagal hai “Faraz“ - Funny Faraz Sms

Ya dunya tu pagal hai “Faraz“ . . . . . Jo tara name ka mazak bana bathi MORESMS: karosms

Choom leta - Funny Faraz Sms

Choom leta tere in lal honto ko “FARAZ“ magar teri behti hoi naak ne iraada badal diya.

mohabat Faraz - Funny Faraz Sms

Hote hy barhe zalim yaktarfa mohabat Faraz.... Wo yad to ate hy.Pr yad nahe karte.... more sms :karosms..

hy Faraz. - Funny Faraz Sms

aj dil khol k roye hy to u khosh hy Faraz...
chand lamho ke ye rahat b barhe ho jasy....
N khan



MORE SMS : Karo Sms

karta hai faraz - Funny Faraz Sms

ab to mar jane ko jee karta hai faraz hum jin ke the wo ab kisi aur ke hai

HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA “ - Funny Faraz Sms

YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE

HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA “ - Funny Faraz Sms

YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE

HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA “ - Funny Faraz Sms

YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOOR DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA REE

TMBAKO noshi - Funny Faraz Sms

TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz
Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya

Baray Zalim - Funny Faraz Sms

Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~.... Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“

Gham-e-Hayat - Gham-e-Hayat

Gham-e-Hayat Ka jhagra mita raha hai koi. Chale aao k dunya se ja raha hai koi. Azal se keh do k ruk jaye 2 ghari k liye. Suna hai aanay ka waada nibha raha hai koi. Wo aise bethe hoe hain meri lash k paas. K jaise roothe hoe ko mana raha hai koi. Lout k aa na jaye saans meri nabzon main Faraz. Haseen haathon se mayyat ko saja raha hai koi.

jo wo karlete - Funny Faraz Sms

mere lafzo ki pehchan jo wo karlete
faraz
unhe mujh se nahi khud se mohabat ho jati




More Sms : karo Sms

ehsas howa fara - Funny Faraz Sms

uss k honto ko chuwa to ehsas howa faraz.

k pyas faqat paani sy hi nhai bujhti...

Monday went on - Funny English Sms

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

M0sam ka aitbaR ziada - Funny Faraz Sms

M0sam ka aitbaR ziada
nahi kiya...


S0 us ne ham se pyar ziada
nahi kiya...


Kuch t0h "FARAZ" ham ne
paltne mein dair ki...


Kuch us ne intezar ziada
nahi kiya...

in the evening today - Funny English Sms

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"



more sms : karosms

Funny Politics Sms, Nawaz Sharif

NAWAZ SHARIF Ne Poocha 'ZARDARI' Se,

Ye Zulm Ke Khilaaf Kis Ne Awaaz Uthai?

To Door Se "Faraz" Ki Awaaz Aai


"ALTAF BHAI ALTAF BHAI . . . =P ;->

More Sms: Karo sms

Funny Pashto Sms - 6 Ta na

6 ta na ye pa dunya bande za sa kom,za da noro pa wafa bande bia sa kom,6 da yaar da stargo ukhke me bahe ge,za da khalqo pa khanda bande bia sa kom.

Funny Smile Sms - Action of love

Every time You Smile At Someone,

It Is An Action Of Love,

A Gift To That Person,

A Beautiful Thing.

More Poetry: poetryguru

Funny Smile Sms - More beautiful

No Smile Is

More Beautiful

Than The One

That Struggles

Through Tears

More Sms karosms

May Smile Be There In - Funny Smile Sms

May Smile Be There In
The World Forever!

Try To Make An Effort For The Same.
"A Smile Bring More Smiles

So Always Keep Smiling
To Spread Smile To Miles!"

Ladki ek - Funny Hindi Sms

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Pyar to humein - Funny Hindi Sms

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...

its a drone _Funny Urdu Sms

Dedicate To My Special Friend HumAyun. . .

If U See Lots Of Dead Bodies . . !

It'S A "Drone"

And If U C Lots Of Text . . !

It Must Be . . .

Smsxone.Com

Keep Visiting &

Enjoy The Art Of Texting.

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Funny Urdu Sms

Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...

Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...

Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...

Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...

Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...

Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...

Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...

Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...

Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...

Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o

Funny Urdu Sms

Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...

Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...

Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...

Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...

Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...

Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...

Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...

Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...

Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...

Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o

Funny Urdu Sms

Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...

Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...

Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...

Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...

Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...

Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...

Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...

Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...

Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...

Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o

Do u know - Funny English Sms

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Dream makes - Funny English Sms

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Dream makes - Funny English Sms

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

moj masti _Funny Urdu Sms

Hmari moj mastiyon ko dekh kr hamara mehboob b hum se ye keh gya FARAZ.
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         BIGAR gaya..

a cute nurse sms _Funny English Sms

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?

Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000.

faraz sms _Funny Shayari Sms

Wo mere Alfaz se heran rehta tha
Me us k Zoq se preshan rehta tha

Bewfa to keh dia tha sre aam us ne
Phir na jane kyu khud hi psheman rehta tha

Suna he k pucha tha kisi ne mere bare me us se
Kaha us ne k haan dil me ik nadan rehta tha

"FARAZ" hum kese us ki ruswai karen
Jis par kabhi humara Eman rehta tha.

food sms _ Funny English Sms

Food for thought:

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life

We do naked.

A guy -Funny English Sms

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee..?


Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

2 kinds -Funny English Sms

2 Kids were lying 2gether in 1 bed in same blanket

1st: Mai 1 larka hoon tm kya ho?
2nd: mujhey nahi pata

1st: acha wait (yeh keh kr wo blanket k Andar gaya or thori dair baad nikla) "tm larki ho".

2nd tmhe kaisey pata?


1st: Q k mere Socks Blue or, Tmharey Pink hain..


Moral: Har waqt gandi batain mat socha karain.

Funny Faraz Sms_ Funny Shayari Sms,

Ahmed Faraz farmate hain.

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo


Agar Phir B Samaj Na Aaye To


Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo

milna ittifq tha _Funny Hindi Sms

Milna Ittifaq Tha
Bichrna naseeb tha
Woh itna door ho gaya
Jitna qareeb tha
Basti ka say log he atish parast thay
Jalta raha mera ghar aur samandar qareeb tha.....

Doctors sms-Funny English Sms

Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.

More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

need in life _ Funny Shayari Sms

There are only 5 things we need in life:

Good Friends,
Good Job,
Good Food,
Good Sleep &
Good _ UCK.

Whatever u are thinking... is right.

need in life _ Funny Shayari Sms

There are only 5 things we need in life:

Good Friends,
Good Job,
Good Food,
Good Sleep &
Good _ UCK.

Whatever u are thinking... is right.

shower of rain-Funny English Sms

After a shower of rain,
A piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully.
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy morning gives 2 urge 2 live.

But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone.

So keep smiling.

food for thought _Funny English Sms

Food for thought:

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life

We do naked.

single smmile -Funny English Sms

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

Movi Ne Nikha Parha - Funny Shayari Sms

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

Tute Dill ko - Funny Shayari Sms

Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->

Most Entertaining

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->

Statement by Asif Zardari, Zardari Sms

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

Zardari Apni kitab Zardari Sms

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

Girlfriend ko - Funny Hindi Sms

Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!